[ how not okay are you right now, buddy. some mild concern, but it stays at only mild so far. ]

Neapoli, in Greece. Or somewhere in the Faroes, if you really want remote and difficult to access. South Africa has a few places like that, too, like Tristan da Cunha. Svalbard, in Norway.

[ she always has a list of places to escape to at the drop of a hat. ]