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[becauseimjewish]

[Hardison steps up to the podium, trying to be as smooth about this as possible. He's not really succeeding very well, but points for effort, right? He's wearing a suit and everything. Never mind that it's for a con.]

...If I'm having my midlife crisis at 23, does that mean I'm going to die at 46? I mean, hypothetically.

((ooc: voice testing, have seen through 2x7!))

Comments

[whatthewrackspurt]

It's certainly possible.

But then, you could theoretically freeze your age at 45 for a good number of years, if you're frightened of dying.

[bytwo]

[Hey, Hardison, have another Weird Girl.]

Life expectancy patterns are location-dependent.

[She needs more information if you want this answered, man. :|]

[fireincarnate]

How are we defining "midlife crisis"?

[peratic]

I think it's more likely you'll have another one.

[kashaph]

I think that's just a crisis until otherwise proven.

[nodavinci]

Quarter-life crisis. It's a thing now. Look it up.

[There's a brief, circular gesture to go along with that - go ahead, we'll wait.]