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[fuckvampires]

[he staggers in, one hand clamped to an eye.]

Ow, fu...uck?

[that was his attempt at making it a question, which doesn't seem to fly with the weird masked things. not that they indicated that, in any way, he just had a feeling.]

Okay, uh, say you been only eating the same thing for - [his eyes glaze over as he tries to do math in his head and fails] - years. What's the first thing you'd eat once you got the chance?

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[fuckvampires]

Well, birds are all just tiny dinosaurs, right? Tiny dinosaurs seeking revenge from the injustice of no longer being dinosaurs. Hitchcock was right about the bird all along.

[eluding]

This is making an alarming amount of sense and greatly raising my fear of birds. I'm impressed, and I will never watch The Birds in the same way again. He was clearly psychic.

[fuckvampires]

Well, he was clearly psychotic. That's almost the same thing, right?

[eluding]

Sure. Only a few letters different in word. Nearly the same thing.

[fuckvampires]

Eh, who needs spelling anyway?