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[he staggers in, one hand clamped to an eye.]
Ow, fu...uck?
[that was his attempt at making it a question, which doesn't seem to fly with the weird masked things. not that they indicated that, in any way, he just had a feeling.]
Okay, uh, say you been only eating the same thing for - [his eyes glaze over as he tries to do math in his head and fails] - years. What's the first thing you'd eat once you got the chance?
Ow, fu...uck?
[that was his attempt at making it a question, which doesn't seem to fly with the weird masked things. not that they indicated that, in any way, he just had a feeling.]
Okay, uh, say you been only eating the same thing for - [his eyes glaze over as he tries to do math in his head and fails] - years. What's the first thing you'd eat once you got the chance?
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Pastries.
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Like donuts or...?
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Baklava. Spanakopita. Burek. Mille-feuille.
[ And now she'll also judge your pastry knowledge. ]
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I recognized one of those things.
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I don't usually have to remember.
[ She sounds faintly apologetic about it. ]
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[that, sadly, is the god's honest truth. He lifts his hand to reveal a rapidly closing cut, any hint of blood long gone from it.]
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I am the worst vampire, I know.
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Anyway, she only approached him at all because of the eye thing. She's never seen any of the dude vampires who kept chasing her and Clara around do anything that undignified. They all wear like. Suits. All the time. ]
I don't think that's such a bad thing.
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Well, I ain't dead-dead yet, so that's something. Right?
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[ Solemn again, like the beginning, but clear-eyed and somehow more open. Harvestman is Okay. ]
It counts for a lot.
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You always so serious?
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But there are pastries.
[ Sorry not sorry that her kind of vampires can eat lol. ]
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Which you can eat.
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I was about to say I'd give a therapist a field day, but you might actually beat me there.
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There is something about being violently aggressive over cookies that might just beat that out, yeah. Speaking of, if the cookie monster were real, wouldn't he be legitimately terrifying? Could never keep a cookie anywhere without losing whatever you've kept it in.
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You?
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[probably because he's a horrible people-eating monster, but that's a digression.]
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That sounds terrible. -- Not the steak, I mean, your diet.
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