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[thisflowerimagines]

How do you know if you're an arsehole, and does it matter in the grand scheme of things?

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[meanwhileback]

Always assume you're the asshole, then behave accordingly.

The real question is, are you good at being an asshole, because if you're bad at being an asshole you should probably fuck off to reevaluate your life choices and then try again after serious-ass introspection.

[thisflowerimagines]

I'm busy determining the depth of my skill, with regards to arseholery.

[meanwhileback]

It's an important question. You might find out your heart's not really in it, and decide to be A Good Person, or you could turn out to be a total shit.

I, for example, am a total shit. It fits, like a favorite old sweatshirt, or something. You may find yourself otherwise. Whatever, it's fine. But you've learned something about yourself. See, it's about the journey.

[hi freddie, penelope is so goddamn facetious it's like it oozes from her eyeballs.]

[thisflowerimagines]

Can you have a good heart, and still be a total shit? I think that might be my niche. Others are convinced otherwise.

[meanwhileback]

Hm. Jury's still out on that one. But if it makes you feel better, being a total shit makes it a lot easier to not give a fuck what anybody else thinks about you!

[thisflowerimagines]

That I mostly have down. Not caring what others think. It's useful. Lets you get more things done, really.