Mabel (
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askandanswer2014-09-21 06:26 pm
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[Mabel holds out an arm that has a very thick and someone old-looking pair of handcuffs attached to it. Attached to the other cuff was something very large and furry. It seems to be some sort of hand, and smells very dead. Mabel herself looks a bit better in the fact that she is currently alive.
Mostly.]
Anybody got a hacksaw?
Mostly.]
Anybody got a hacksaw?
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Uh.
[ did u murder a furry ]
Doesn't fit in my purse. I might be able to help, though.
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Fair warning, I ain't sure if this thing is dead dead, know what I mean?
[why would anyone know that Mabel god]
Um. Just be careful, is what I'm trying to say.
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Well if it attacks me it's gonna get the same treatment as the handcuffs, so.
Hold still a second.
[ she'll snap the chain first. the cuff part will be harder, using up more of her strength, though she is pretty sure mabel is not going to freak out, at least, what with the party guest here. ]
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[the thing that could be an arm is definitely dead, but she's gonna stamp on it a few times for good measure. Just to be sure.]
I owe you a drink, thanks.
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A drink I can do, though you'll probably have to fix the cuff bit yourself. Little trickier.
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Scooby Dick, huh. How'd you meet this guy?
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[and that's probably enough details for today.]
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[ ... says the girl who looks like a demon! ]
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What the hell kinda Scooby Doo have you been watching? I think it was a werewolf. I think. Don't quote me on that.
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( priorities, Megan — )
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[ His polite tone manages to avoid suggesting this is a disturbing question even considering the circumstances. Just in all around basic presumptions. ]
Are you all right, though?
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I am now.
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[ This seems to merit a smile. A tentative one because she's still, you know, someone with a possibly-werewolf hand attached to her with a manacle.
Nnnot that he's too weirded out by that because: ]
Is that um, safe to look at? Could I...?
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I'm not entirely sure, to be honest, so don't touch it.
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[ Because yes. The smell. The deadness of it. Not that he hasn't handled worse, but hey, when the option not to touch a bizarre dead thing is available, why not take it. ]
But if it's not dangerous, maybe you could. Hold it up a little more?
[ Well maybe Mabel wouldn't want to fuck this weirdo and his weird requests anyway. ]
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...Alright. Just don't make it explode? I still like this shirt.
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... right??
He just squints at it. Well, he squints his right eye more than his left, but whatever, that has to be the least weird thing in this situation, because it's not like staring through the demonic eye looks like anything other than squinting. He's just checkin' out that arm for magic and whatnot. ]
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Should have seen the rest of him. Or not, 'cause I'm gonna have to do a lotta drinking to forget it.
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[ He gives her another bright smile. Make your brand of weird more profitable! ]
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Er. 500$ was not enough.
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However, I could do two hundred for the hand. I mean. Since it's just the hand.
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Done. Sorry, my employers can get picky about specimens expenses. But not so much on business expenses. [ He grins. ] So pick somewhere worth it, for both our sakes.
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Give me enough time to shower, change, and find that damn hacksaw, and I'll get back to you.
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Mabel Albans. Don't worry, you haven't heard of me.