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Mabel ([personal profile] comewither) wrote in [community profile] askandanswer2014-09-21 06:26 pm
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[Mabel holds out an arm that has a very thick and someone old-looking pair of handcuffs attached to it. Attached to the other cuff was something very large and furry. It seems to be some sort of hand, and smells very dead. Mabel herself looks a bit better in the fact that she is currently alive.

Mostly.]


Anybody got a hacksaw?
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[personal profile] threnodic 2014-09-22 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ hey guess who will find the dead thing in any given place every time ]

Uh.

[ did u murder a furry ]

Doesn't fit in my purse. I might be able to help, though.
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[personal profile] threnodic 2014-09-22 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ threnody does not say "it's kinda all the same to me" but she thinks it because her powers are awful. ]

Well if it attacks me it's gonna get the same treatment as the handcuffs, so.

Hold still a second.

[ she'll snap the chain first. the cuff part will be harder, using up more of her strength, though she is pretty sure mabel is not going to freak out, at least, what with the party guest here. ]
Edited 2014-09-22 01:53 (UTC)
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[personal profile] threnodic 2014-09-22 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Um, probably somewhere a lot fucking better than I was. [ it's dry, rather than acerbic, but this is really the very tip of the superpower fuckery iceberg where she's concerned. ]

A drink I can do, though you'll probably have to fix the cuff bit yourself. Little trickier.
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[personal profile] threnodic 2014-09-22 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ she doesn't answer that question; it is not reassuring. ]






Scooby Dick, huh. How'd you meet this guy?
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[personal profile] threnodic 2014-09-22 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
So do you think he was like a werewolf gimp.
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[personal profile] threnodic 2014-09-22 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Probably. Hey, can your next question be "how many of you would fuck a werewolf"?
gwynn: (pb ♚ like a bottle of pain)

[personal profile] gwynn 2014-09-22 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
EW! Is that real? Is that a dog? Did you kill a dog? DID YOU KILL SCOOBY DOO?

[ ... says the girl who looks like a demon! ]
Edited 2014-09-22 01:45 (UTC)
gwynn: (pb ♚ misery loves me)

[personal profile] gwynn 2014-09-22 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
I thought it was like the dark gritty American McGee remake or something.

( priorities, Megan — )
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[personal profile] gwynn 2014-09-22 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yo that is for real gross as heck though like. I dunno you might have to cut off your arm now. You know how like when like coyotes like get their legs caught in a trap —
lesserkey: (he knoweth the mansion of planets)

[personal profile] lesserkey 2014-09-22 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, no.

[ His polite tone manages to avoid suggesting this is a disturbing question even considering the circumstances. Just in all around basic presumptions. ]

Are you all right, though?
lesserkey: (he maketh a man go invisible)

[personal profile] lesserkey 2014-09-22 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Good.

[ This seems to merit a smile. A tentative one because she's still, you know, someone with a possibly-werewolf hand attached to her with a manacle.

Nnnot that he's too weirded out by that because: ]


Is that — um, safe to look at? Could I...?
lesserkey: (he changeth men into other shapes)

[personal profile] lesserkey 2014-09-22 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, I don't really need to touch it, I would um, prefer not to...

[ Because yes. The smell. The deadness of it. Not that he hasn't handled worse, but hey, when the option not to touch a bizarre dead thing is available, why not take it. ]

But if it's not dangerous, maybe you could. Hold it up a little more?

[ Well maybe Mabel wouldn't want to fuck this weirdo and his weird requests anyway. ]
lesserkey: (he answereth well of secret things)

[personal profile] lesserkey 2014-09-22 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
—Is that a thing that can happen, or just a general. Explosion fear.
lesserkey: (he buildeth houses and high towres)

[personal profile] lesserkey 2014-09-22 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm just going to look at it. I promise.
lesserkey: (he maketh men wonderfull cunning)

[personal profile] lesserkey 2014-09-22 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nothing explodes!

... right??

He just squints at it. Well, he squints his right eye more than his left, but whatever, that has to be the least weird thing in this situation, because it's not like staring through the demonic eye looks like anything other than squinting. He's just checkin' out that arm for magic and whatnot. ]
lesserkey: (he maketh the dead change their place)

[personal profile] lesserkey 2014-09-22 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, there are people who would probably pay you for that thing. I'm not saying I'm one of them, or that I'm associated with them in any way, but it is a fact. That I'm saying, with no particular agenda.

[ He gives her another bright smile. Make your brand of weird more profitable! ]
lesserkey: (he answereth in burning ashes)

[personal profile] lesserkey 2014-09-22 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
How much were they supposed to fork over?
lesserkey: (he procureth the losse of prelacies)

[personal profile] lesserkey 2014-09-22 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
... well, hey, I can't disagree with that. I would want at least fifteen hundred.

However, I could do two hundred for the hand. I mean. Since it's just the hand.
lesserkey: (he overthroweth all dignities)

[personal profile] lesserkey 2014-09-22 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Two twenty five. I have the cash right here and you can't exactly put this on Craigslist.
lesserkey: (he buildeth houses and high towres)

[personal profile] lesserkey 2014-09-22 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That makes him perceptibly more cheerful, not that he was a cloud of gloom to begin with. ]

Done. Sorry, my employers can get picky about specimens expenses. But not so much on business expenses. [ He grins. ] So pick somewhere worth it, for both our sakes.
lesserkey: (he knoweth the mansion of planets)

[personal profile] lesserkey 2014-09-23 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, wait. I'm Kai, okay? What do I call you?