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[threnodic]

How do I make my kid sleep through the night.

In a healthy fashion, because I'm at a point where I'm pretty sure I will start hallucinating soon.

Comments

[sassprotocol]

Folk remedies suggest bourbon.

...But as you specified 'healthy' may I recommend you pour yourself a small amount, rather than administer it to the child.

[perfect_shoes]

Warm milk? Always puts me straight to sleep. Though if its consistency of sleep you're looking for that is difficulter.

More difficult.

[gwynn]

I HAVE THE PERFECT BOOK FOR THIS.

( megan's whipping out her phone. endure this, threnody. )

[exterrorist]

Well, what we did is get fifty billion answers from everyone and their postman, and went through like a dozen of the least shitty sounding ones, at which point she grew out of whatever batshit sleep cycle babies go through and started a new, differently batshit one. So. I don't know, how old's the kid?