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Dose anyone know if we can get delivery here?

I mean, I know there's food and kitchens and everything, but I'm not sure I trust what the heavily veiled creepy people are going to be making in there. I'd kinda feel better if I could order a pizza. Or a twenty pizzas.

Also some coffee would hit the spot too.

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I think anything you order will still have to go through the veiled...uh, I'm not sure what to call them. Locals?

Really creepy? That's about what I'm coming up with. Also that sounds like a recipe for getting dosed with who knows what if you ask me.

Maybe. They seem kind of servile, though, which I find just as creepy, but less threatening.

Or that's what they want you to think. I mean, all because they're acting like servants doesn't mean that they can't be up to something, right?

Or haven't you heard of 'the butler did it'?

If you figure it out, get one for me too, will you? I'm not sure I wanna know what these weirdos consider edible.

No coffee, though. Some of us don't need the help.

Edited 2014-09-22 18:52 (UTC)

Help with what?

[Genuinely confused because how is coffee good for anything but waking up or a nice buzz and also who are you anyway?]

But sure, we can do a group pizza order for sure. If we manage to find a place or a phone or something anyway.

Oh, sorry, was I talking to fast for you? The energy thing, man. [He doesn't look sorry at all. Quicksilver's kind of a dick.]

At least I might actually get some here, without the Blob hogging all the food.

Nah, not much is too fast for me. They don't call me the fastest man alive for nothing, you know.

[He shrugs amiably at the needling, since it's... not like he knows who this kid is or that he's actually trying to be a dick about their respective speeds.]

Hey, I can't help it if I have a hyper-accelerated metabolism, can I? It goes with the whole speed deal.

Fastest man alive? HAH! That's rich. Sounds like a challenge, if you ask me. [Pietro knew the costume had gotten his attention for a reason. Another speedster? He couldn't pass up the opportunity to prove himself better. The possibility he might lose... hadn't occurred to him yet.]

Only guy I know with a metabolism like that is easily ten times your size.

Hey, I'm always up for a race, but just so you know, I've never actually lost one.

Well, not without something like a supervillain trying something anyway. [Because it happens far too often sometimes.]

I mean, they've even got a part of the Flash museum set up about my races! How cool is that?

Waitwaitwait. You're telling me that you've got superspeed... so people built a museum for you? That's either complete bullshit, or you're way older than you look, pops.

Either way, I assure you, I've never lost a race, either. [He's ignoring the supervillain comment. He can't tell if the guy's serious or not.]

Not just because I have superspeed. I'm a hero! You save a city and, you know, the rest of the world enough times and it's kinda understandable that they'd want to thank you somehow.

I mean, yeah, a museum is a lot more than I ever expected but it's still totally awesome! You should visit some time.

Anyway, you said you're fast too?

...nah, I tried the do-gooder thing. It's for chumps. [It probably wouldn't have been such a bad experience if the Brotherhood hadn't been deliberately setting up disasters for the sole purpose of stopping them and basking in the attention.]

But yeah, fast doesn't even begin to cover it. They don't call me Quicksilver for nothing.

Dude, that kinda sounds like something a bad guy would say, no offense. Besides, being a hero isn't about getting rewards or anything. Yeah, the museum is nice, but it wouldn't matter if I had it or not. I'm happy protecting my city.

[Yeah, he's starting to get the feeling that this kid might not be so great at the helping people thing. But maybe he just needs a mentor???]

And I'm guessing it's also the hair, right? Not going grey early, are you?

The only difference between good guys and bad guys is that the "good guys" won, and got to write the history books. [Yes, he does use air quotes.] And besides, I'm not risking my neck for a bunch of humans who'd be perfectly happy to see me lynched.

[Quicksilver, Magneto's son, bad at helping people? Nonsense. He's great at helping... himself.]

It's white, thanks. And it's always been this color. And yes, I have always made it look this good.

Oh! If you do get pizza can I have the crusts? I love it when Miss Kamilla feeds me the crusts!

Awww, who's a cute little talking doggie? You like pizza crusts, huh? Sure, you can have mine.

Assuming we get some anyway.

Thank you! Pizza crusts are one of my favorite foods. [ but wait a moment, he's right, what if they don't get pizza crusts??? ]

Will it help if I barked at somebody? We can get their attention! And I'm very good at barking.

I don't know, maybe? How about you come with me and we see if we can find some place to get pizza, or someone to bark at instead.

I'm the Flash, by the way.

My name's Missile! It's nice to meet you, Flash!

Missile, huh? That's awesome! Can I carry you, Missile?

[He's already leaning down to reach out for the dog, but does actually touch yet, just in case.]

Only if you don't squeeze me too much.

[ but look at how damn excited this dog is, yes yes please pick him up Mr. Flash, pleeeeeease? ]

[He is so totally picking him up. Gently, because tiny dog, but fully expecting face licking.]

Man, you're even cuter up close you know? And pretty soft too. Does the fur take a lot of brushing?

It does. Miss Kamilla and Miss Lynne are usually the ones that brush it when it gets tangled.

Are, ehm... are we not suppose to eating it.

( because they've already gone to town pretty much. they've been broke for two weeks, this is the first real meal they've had in ages. they were working on a bowl of soup when he brought up that the food may not be trustworthy, and now they peer down at it, slightly suspicious. )

Edited 2014-09-23 23:55 (UTC)

Honestly? I've got no idea. But it could still be bad for us, right?

God now I really want a pizza.

Listen, I will get a pizza and if I don't die, you know we're set.

Whoa! Are you sure about that, lady? What happens if you do die or something? What kind of person would I be to let that happen?

If I die, I will haunt this entire place in order to warn people about the evil pizza.

Still seems kinda extreme if you ask me. Funny, but extreme.

How about we go halves? Maybe then it won't be enough to kill either of us and we'll both know?

[ she is a little too entertained by the idea of mysterious nexus pizza, to be honest. ] Okay, deal.

Fair warning: I do like pineapple on mine.

Edited 2014-09-26 15:01 (UTC)

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