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[scarletspeedster]

Dose anyone know if we can get delivery here?

I mean, I know there's food and kitchens and everything, but I'm not sure I trust what the heavily veiled creepy people are going to be making in there. I'd kinda feel better if I could order a pizza. Or a twenty pizzas.

Also some coffee would hit the spot too.

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[scarletspeedster]

Hey, I'm always up for a race, but just so you know, I've never actually lost one.

Well, not without something like a supervillain trying something anyway. [Because it happens far too often sometimes.]

I mean, they've even got a part of the Flash museum set up about my races! How cool is that?

[cantcatchme]

Waitwaitwait. You're telling me that you've got superspeed... so people built a museum for you? That's either complete bullshit, or you're way older than you look, pops.

Either way, I assure you, I've never lost a race, either. [He's ignoring the supervillain comment. He can't tell if the guy's serious or not.]

[scarletspeedster]

Not just because I have superspeed. I'm a hero! You save a city and, you know, the rest of the world enough times and it's kinda understandable that they'd want to thank you somehow.

I mean, yeah, a museum is a lot more than I ever expected but it's still totally awesome! You should visit some time.

Anyway, you said you're fast too?

[cantcatchme]

...nah, I tried the do-gooder thing. It's for chumps. [It probably wouldn't have been such a bad experience if the Brotherhood hadn't been deliberately setting up disasters for the sole purpose of stopping them and basking in the attention.]

But yeah, fast doesn't even begin to cover it. They don't call me Quicksilver for nothing.

[scarletspeedster]

Dude, that kinda sounds like something a bad guy would say, no offense. Besides, being a hero isn't about getting rewards or anything. Yeah, the museum is nice, but it wouldn't matter if I had it or not. I'm happy protecting my city.

[Yeah, he's starting to get the feeling that this kid might not be so great at the helping people thing. But maybe he just needs a mentor???]

And I'm guessing it's also the hair, right? Not going grey early, are you?

[cantcatchme]

The only difference between good guys and bad guys is that the "good guys" won, and got to write the history books. [Yes, he does use air quotes.] And besides, I'm not risking my neck for a bunch of humans who'd be perfectly happy to see me lynched.

[Quicksilver, Magneto's son, bad at helping people? Nonsense. He's great at helping... himself.]

It's white, thanks. And it's always been this color. And yes, I have always made it look this good.