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[kashaph]

Have you ever seen a ghost?

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[meanwhileback]

Yeah, actually. It was unpleasant. I've always kind of wanted like, some kind of sexy mute man-ghost to do shit for me like make me dinner and do the dishes and feed my cat or whatever but no, horrible blood-dripping vengeance ghosts. Always. Ugh.

Seriously, what's their problem and what makes them think I'm gonna care.

[kashaph]

Oh —

( then it probably wasn't a ghost at all, what they saw. you're just mad, the voice in their head says. the metaphorical voice, that is. )

Ehhh, probably, um... they're upset?

[meanwhileback]

I kind of guessed that, what with all the wailing and shrieking and flying through me with their clawed ghost hands all outstretched like they're trying to tear my soul out.

Never, ever, ever fuck with Necromancers. Does not end well. [SAGE ADVICE THANK YOU PENELOPE]