My cousin Roman talked me into going on dates with an internet dating site in Liberty City. Is stupid, the whole thing! One woman only talks about how she wants me to buy her an apartment and a titty job. One woman can't remember what part of Europe I'm from and thinks I am the Spanish guy she fucks, and brags that she is slumming it with someone who lives where the "help" does. One slashes my tires and tells me gay people are terrible because they break up marriages.

My luck is not the best.