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[comeandgetyourlove]

[There's the heavy sound of boots on the ground as he moves toward the podium. His coat billows open with his long strides, revealing a blaster strapped to one hip and a Walkman to the other.

He gets up there, and there's a moment's posing pause, one hand splayed atop the podium as he looks out over the piazza, clearly about to ask the most serious and grave of questions.]

What's the best pickup line you've heard, that's worked?

[...What? It's a serious matter to him, okay?]

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[comeandgetyourlove]

The perfect...

[Mumbling to himself while taking these very important notes.]

Wink... smile... with eyes... war... what?

[He looks up, brows knit.]

Ladies dig the leather, man. Besides, it's functional. I lead a busy life where business and pleasure intersect--and often collide violently with no warning.

[We can't all wear capes, bro.]

[acharmingsmile]

The perfect smile. Very good! [ Gilderoy praises him as though he's one of his little students and in a way, he very much is despite being quite a bit bigger than Professor Lockhart. ]

Oh- I happen to be a traveling adventurer and monster slayer myself but you don't see me dressing casually. There is no reason you can't wear a nice puffy-sleeved shirt or a lilac cape while out fighting things!

[comeandgetyourlove]

There's a lot of reasons why I can't wear puffy shirts and capes, man. Most of them involve getting my ass handed to me.

[He gestures at his own ensemble.]

This works for me. Trust me.