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[comeandgetyourlove]

[There's the heavy sound of boots on the ground as he moves toward the podium. His coat billows open with his long strides, revealing a blaster strapped to one hip and a Walkman to the other.

He gets up there, and there's a moment's posing pause, one hand splayed atop the podium as he looks out over the piazza, clearly about to ask the most serious and grave of questions.]

What's the best pickup line you've heard, that's worked?

[...What? It's a serious matter to him, okay?]

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[vengeance_driven]

Not from here. I admit, I figured some strange place like this would be a bad place to get drunk if I didn't want to stumble into the wrong universe. But if I'm not drinking too much? It sounds like a plan.

[comeandgetyourlove]

I'm not from here either. But it can't hurt to look. Or maybe ask. I mean, I figure the place has got to have a bar or two? Think about how some booze will loosen people's tongues. Makes for better questions.

[vengeance_driven]

Most drunk questions aren't all that good with me but sure, if there's a bar around lets find it and see. [He makes a gesture as if to say, "Lead on".]

[comeandgetyourlove]

Uuuh... okay.

[ Peter scans the area all nonchalant, as if he actually has any clue what's around. ]

There's gotta be something in one of these buildings surrounding this square. Come on.

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[vengeance_driven]

[The blind is leading the ignorant, except the ignorant is pretty sure this can't be any worse than where he lives so he follows along pretty easily. Whatever. No one has rear-ended anyone else out of the corner of his eye and no random bystanders have shouted profanities.]

[Yet.]

[They might soon. He'll be surprised if they don't.]

Sure. Man, ladies must have a hard time finding dates if they come all the way out here for one.