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[comeandgetyourlove]

[There's the heavy sound of boots on the ground as he moves toward the podium. His coat billows open with his long strides, revealing a blaster strapped to one hip and a Walkman to the other.

He gets up there, and there's a moment's posing pause, one hand splayed atop the podium as he looks out over the piazza, clearly about to ask the most serious and grave of questions.]

What's the best pickup line you've heard, that's worked?

[...What? It's a serious matter to him, okay?]

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[pheromones]

[ tips her chin up, giving him the once-over, cranes her neck a little to get a feel for the 360 view (and, well, if his back's anything like his front). ]

Those are. [ tilts her head ] You know, because that ass is out of this world.

[comeandgetyourlove]

[omg he is like *on the verge* of busting out that crumpled KFC receipt and the stolen golf course pencil to write these down.]

...I like it.

[pheromones]

[ she's the best at what she does, and what she does is everybody ]

How long since you were on Earth, sailor?

[comeandgetyourlove]

Not since I was a kid. Twenty years, maybe more.