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[becauseimjewish]

[Hardison steps up to the podium, trying to be as smooth about this as possible. He's not really succeeding very well, but points for effort, right? He's wearing a suit and everything. Never mind that it's for a con.]

...If I'm having my midlife crisis at 23, does that mean I'm going to die at 46? I mean, hypothetically.

((ooc: voice testing, have seen through 2x7!))

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[bytwo]

Got history classes for that.

[She's bluffing. Recorded history doesn't go back that far.]

[becauseimjewish]

Obviously not very good history classes, if they don't even know where Boston is. [He's so smug right now.]

[bytwo]

[She makes a Face at him and only stops short of sticking her tongue out.

So there.]

[becauseimjewish]

[Hardison just laughs at that.] Are you at least gonna tell me your name, or do I just have to call you Future Girl?

[bytwo]

[She tilts her head for a moment, like she's thinking about it.]

I like Future Girl.

[becauseimjewish]

...Of course you do. [It's the same sort of there's something wrong with you tone he has with Parker that says he's still fond of her anyway.]

I'm Alec Hardison; though most people just call me Hardison. And also "Past Man" just sounds weird.

[bytwo]

It's in the tenses.

[Future >>>>>> past tense, obviously.]