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[fuckvampires]

[he staggers in, one hand clamped to an eye.]

Ow, fu...uck?

[that was his attempt at making it a question, which doesn't seem to fly with the weird masked things. not that they indicated that, in any way, he just had a feeling.]

Okay, uh, say you been only eating the same thing for - [his eyes glaze over as he tries to do math in his head and fails] - years. What's the first thing you'd eat once you got the chance?

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[fuckvampires]

If the cookie monster were real, I'd be having very different nightmares. Can you imagine a real life Big Bird? Shit would be terrifying.

[eluding]

I actually can't even begin to imagine a real life Big Bird. Think about the destruction. Birds are a bit creepy looking when they're small. It's the eyes. Thinking of that in larger form? Creepy. Or if there were actual Grouchs in the trash cans... Sesame Street could easily be a horror movie with a different spin.

[fuckvampires]

Well, birds are all just tiny dinosaurs, right? Tiny dinosaurs seeking revenge from the injustice of no longer being dinosaurs. Hitchcock was right about the bird all along.

[eluding]

This is making an alarming amount of sense and greatly raising my fear of birds. I'm impressed, and I will never watch The Birds in the same way again. He was clearly psychic.

[fuckvampires]

Well, he was clearly psychotic. That's almost the same thing, right?

[eluding]

Sure. Only a few letters different in word. Nearly the same thing.

[fuckvampires]

Eh, who needs spelling anyway?