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[fuckvampires]

[he staggers in, one hand clamped to an eye.]

Ow, fu...uck?

[that was his attempt at making it a question, which doesn't seem to fly with the weird masked things. not that they indicated that, in any way, he just had a feeling.]

Okay, uh, say you been only eating the same thing for - [his eyes glaze over as he tries to do math in his head and fails] - years. What's the first thing you'd eat once you got the chance?

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[fuckvampires]

Um, you're allergic to damn near everything and on a liquid diet?

[alittlekinder]

Blueberry pie. Or fudge. Blueberry-pie-flavored fudge, if they start making it by the time I'm off this hypothetical liquid diet. But that's assuming I'm suddenly miraculously cured of my allergies and don't have any major effects from having such a restricted diet for so long, otherwise solids might not go down so easily and I might have to go with ice cream, instead.

You?

[fuckvampires]

Steak, much as I'd rather say something like cookies. I don't really remember what those taste like anymore, but I can still imagine steak.

[probably because he's a horrible people-eating monster, but that's a digression.]

[alittlekinder]

[ Like, she kind of suspected it wasn't quite hypothetical, but not to this level. ]

That sounds terrible. -- Not the steak, I mean, your diet.

[fuckvampires]

Terrible is the exact definition of it, yeah.