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[gwynn]

SoooOOOoooOOOooo...

Who's for karaoke?

( what? that's a question. )

Comments

[gwynn]

WHAT.

( MEGAN. VOLUME. )

No back the FRICK up. Like a real one? Like how big? Like a real pony big? Actually that would be kind of creepy wouldn't it, like they don't really have horse parts, they're just kind of blobs. I bet if they were real they'd be like made out of marshmallow fluff or something and they'd be squishy if you sat on them which is kind of weird. Also, how the heck do they talk? Do they have lips? Like weird fleshy human lips? Wouldn't that be super weird? But they'd probably also be magic so that makes up for it I guess —

( she'll keep going unless she's interrupted.)

[ordinarilyso]

[oh no what has he done]

No! It's terrible! I think it ate my roommate too. My Little Ponies aren't supposed to do that, right?

[gwynn]

What's with everyone here and their like weird gritty reimaginings of stuff? Are we about to get like a smurf with Norman Reedus' face chewing on a blade of grass and carrying a sawed-off shotgun?

[ordinarilyso]

Don't say that! Next thing I know, I'll find it in my living room.

[gwynn]

But that would be awesome and very confusing sexually. I think that's how furries get started.

[ordinarilyso]

Ew.

[gwynn]

Don't tell me you wouldn't watch that movie. You don't have to admit to spanking it over it later.

[ordinarilyso]

That is the exact opposite of what ew means!