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First person to bust out some Adele gets kicked off the stage.

BUT WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL —

No. Adele is the gateway drug into Oasis. Are you ready to be responsible for Wonderwall? Are you?

Hey I like that song! I'm sure I have like twelve EDM remixes. One time on Youtube I saw a cover that was made entirely out of corgis barking.

[ exaggerated trolly eugghhh noise, although... corgis are really cute... ]

Nah, I'm just messing with you. I can deal with Oasis. Only minor judging.

Edited 2014-09-22 02:15 (UTC)

Nah for real though if we're doing karaoke I'd probably do Dolly Parton. You know like, from that musical. The one the cops got mad at me for for singing along to. Like, WOW. You could be out solving crimes but instead you're hassling me for the sin of enjoying classic music —

( megan you were blasting it from a boombox at top volume in a residential area, while also selling drugs.)

I can totes do Dolly Parton though. We have the same pitch!

( yes, as everyone is now aware.)

[ whoa there tiny living pixy stick ]

Uh — Dolly Parton's a good choice. What's your favorite by her?

( oh boy now you've done it )

Oh man I can totally do this —

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JOLEEEEENE!
I'm beggin' of you, please don't take my maaan!
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JOLEEEENE!
Please don't take him just because you caaaan!

Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green —
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, Joleeeeeeeene!

[ look she will even applaud, because it's not oasis. ]

No. Uh. Thank You. Are you related to the -

[don't say thing, don't you dare say thing, DON'T SAY THING REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME]

- Individual that ate my car keys last week?

UH. Are you asking if we all know each other? That's extremely rude. What the frick.

( she has no idea what he's talking about, but she has to assume mutants because everything weird is mutants, and, well. )

No...? Maybe? It - uh, he or she - was also pink. I... sorry. I just really need those keys back.

[there is a pause]

I think it may have been a My Little Pony, actually.

WHAT.

( MEGAN. VOLUME. )

No back the FRICK up. Like a real one? Like how big? Like a real pony big? Actually that would be kind of creepy wouldn't it, like they don't really have horse parts, they're just kind of blobs. I bet if they were real they'd be like made out of marshmallow fluff or something and they'd be squishy if you sat on them which is kind of weird. Also, how the heck do they talk? Do they have lips? Like weird fleshy human lips? Wouldn't that be super weird? But they'd probably also be magic so that makes up for it I guess —

( she'll keep going unless she's interrupted.)

[oh no what has he done]

No! It's terrible! I think it ate my roommate too. My Little Ponies aren't supposed to do that, right?

What's with everyone here and their like weird gritty reimaginings of stuff? Are we about to get like a smurf with Norman Reedus' face chewing on a blade of grass and carrying a sawed-off shotgun?

Don't say that! Next thing I know, I'll find it in my living room.

But that would be awesome and very confusing sexually. I think that's how furries get started.

Ew.

Don't tell me you wouldn't watch that movie. You don't have to admit to spanking it over it later.

That is the exact opposite of what ew means!

Please don't.

Okay Buzzkill Jones, you can go listen to the Smiths and complain about the sheeple or whatevs over there then.

I am not goth, why does everyone think I'm goth just because I'm humorless and wear a lot of dark colors and jewelry made out of dead things!!!

[welp.]

Did nobody ever teach you how to be less... like, you? Because hoooly shit there is a whole lot of you going on.

I can me even harder if you want.

( she flutters her wings threateningly. don't do it, penny. don't. she'll dust you, she will. )