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[gwynn]

SoooOOOoooOOOooo...

Who's for karaoke?

( what? that's a question. )

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[gwynn]

Nah for real though if we're doing karaoke I'd probably do Dolly Parton. You know like, from that musical. The one the cops got mad at me for for singing along to. Like, WOW. You could be out solving crimes but instead you're hassling me for the sin of enjoying classic music —

( megan you were blasting it from a boombox at top volume in a residential area, while also selling drugs.)

I can totes do Dolly Parton though. We have the same pitch!

( yes, as everyone is now aware.)

[threnodic]

[ whoa there tiny living pixy stick ]

Uh — Dolly Parton's a good choice. What's your favorite by her?

[gwynn]

( oh boy now you've done it )

Oh man I can totally do this —

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JOLEEEEENE!
I'm beggin' of you, please don't take my maaan!
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JOLEEEENE!
Please don't take him just because you caaaan!

Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green —
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, Joleeeeeeeene!

[threnodic]

[ look she will even applaud, because it's not oasis. ]