I'm from Minnesota. [WHICH ANSWERS NOTHING, honestly, but she's descended from English kindred. Not the Salem branch, thankfully. Her line came over far, far later. Like post-WWII later. Not that she's volunteering that information to Professor Powderpuff, here!]

"Witch" is gender-neutral. Do you think it's derogatory to associate yourself with feminine-derived terms? Why do you hate women, Gilderoy?

[This is all stated utterly deadpan, with just the slight smirk of a cat who has just knocked all your shit off your desk while staring straight at you. As if to say, now what.]