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[acharmingsmile]

Why am I so incredibly handsome? It is such a struggle tearing myself away from the mirror each and every morning... but looks like these must be shared with the world, you know.

[ He winks. ] I'm usually a remarkably modest fellow but this seems like the right place to ask a question such as this, doesn't it?

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[acharmingsmile]

I am a wizard, darling! Surely it must be obvious that I'm all man?

[ Gilderoy shakes his head once asked if he's Welsh. With that very posh British accent, really? ] Afraid not, are you from Wales yourself?

But it is delightful to meet a witch in these parts, although you must be quite sheltered not to recognize me~ Could I interested you to purchase some of my books?

[meanwhileback]

I'm from Minnesota. [WHICH ANSWERS NOTHING, honestly, but she's descended from English kindred. Not the Salem branch, thankfully. Her line came over far, far later. Like post-WWII later. Not that she's volunteering that information to Professor Powderpuff, here!]

"Witch" is gender-neutral. Do you think it's derogatory to associate yourself with feminine-derived terms? Why do you hate women, Gilderoy?

[This is all stated utterly deadpan, with just the slight smirk of a cat who has just knocked all your shit off your desk while staring straight at you. As if to say, now what.]

[acharmingsmile]

Isn't that in- Canada, yes? [ Gilderoy's geography knowledge isn't as good as it aught to be. Professor Powderpuff is just the perfect name for him and more people should use it~ Really, though he does know about the Salem thing since it IS taught at Hogwart's, it probably wouldn't make a lot of sense if she explained about her actual family history. This is a /very/ blonde wizard. ]

Oh... I beg your pardon? I love the ladies, without them I wouldn't sell a single book! And I've always been a perfect gentleman. [ He's just so deeply confused. ]