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[acharmingsmile]

Why am I so incredibly handsome? It is such a struggle tearing myself away from the mirror each and every morning... but looks like these must be shared with the world, you know.

[ He winks. ] I'm usually a remarkably modest fellow but this seems like the right place to ask a question such as this, doesn't it?

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[meanwhileback]

I'm pretty sure that's a toupee.

[HELLO WELCOME ENJOY YOUR STAY oh no it's Penelope nevermind.]

[peratic]

You should be more careful. You'll attract Greek gods.

[godspouse]

I feel your pain, sir. [ #thestruggleisreal ] It must take you hours upon hours to look that good.

[nastypieceofwork]

[w h a t]

I'm sure the mirror misses you, too.

C'mon, you must have some theory. Or are you not as clever as you are pretty?