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[acharmingsmile]

Why am I so incredibly handsome? It is such a struggle tearing myself away from the mirror each and every morning... but looks like these must be shared with the world, you know.

[ He winks. ] I'm usually a remarkably modest fellow but this seems like the right place to ask a question such as this, doesn't it?

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[acharmingsmile]

Why, yes! I am a best-selling author as well... isn't it splendid? But perhaps we aught to go hunt monsters together sometime?

[ Gilderoy is hoping to take credit, of course. It'll be only too easy if this fellow already trusts him. ]

[nastypieceofwork]

[ He wants to go... oh dear. Dear, oh dear. This could be a disaster in the making.

...John, you're not supposed to find that appealing.

But, really, couldn't it be entertaining? If it doesn't get them killed, of course. ]

Perhaps we ought to, yeah.

[acharmingsmile]

We most certainly aught to, my dear fellow! [ Gilderoy gives him a hearty pat on the shoulder. ]

What sort of creatures do you suppose we'll be facing... as in, will I need my red robes for this? [ The splattered with demon blood look only frightens his female fans. ]

[nastypieceofwork]

[ Will he need his red-- he's serious about this, isn't he. ]

I usually go after demons and ghosts, myself. The worst of the lot.

[acharmingsmile]

Oh, I will tackle ANY deadly creature~ [ Gilderoy winks at him, clearly very confident in his ability to fight demons. ]

It'll be so exciting to have a partner. We'll be best friends, won't we? I can't allow you to share the book cover with me, though...

[nastypieceofwork]

[ Thankfully John is also confident in his own ability; that's keeping him entertaining this entire idea. ]

S'all right, mate. I prefer to work without the spotlight on me. Complicates things.

[acharmingsmile]

I'm glad... it's no use putting such an unphotogenic fellow on the cover. Not that you're bad looking but I doubt you'd photograph as well as I do~

Say, should I bring my riding boots? [ ...you know, for the demons? You shouldn't even think about Gilderoy's brand of logic, for your own sanity's sake. Poor John. ]